I’ve just taken a peek at the old homestead to see how preparations for my arrival are coming along and have a very, very disturbing development to report.
This is Mum & Dad’s bed. Note the Sealy Posturepedic pillow top mattress, topped with a feather mattress (I appear to have been adopted by the Princess and the Pea).
This travesty appears to be my bed. Note the plastic box with a duvet folded up in it.
This will never do. I intend to make my first goal sleeping on the big bed. Obviously I need to ask my cousin Ruby for a few tips – she seems to have it all worked out from this picture.